Monday, July 9, 2012

Secret reasons to vote for Romney

According to David Brooks-No-Logic, Mitt Romney has a secret plan - which Romnibus has shared in some secret chamber with Brooks, and which makes Mr. B all quivery inside - for health care.  We are supposed to think, we can only assume, that 'Romneycare' does everything good and nothing bad, which is of course why we aren't allowed to see it.  Who would vote for that?

Probably has a secret plan for fixing the economy, too, without raising taxes or letting the rabid rich off the leash to tear into the raw meat of the huddled masses, a plan that will magically lead to Utopia, Heaven on Earth, and Xanadu, all rolled into one great big gumball-machine-prize.

Personally, I'm a big fan of the part of his secret plans where we invade Planet X and claim their utopia as our own.

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